Bacon

An edible food. Despite being named "bacon" its actually cooked. And despite cookie being named "cookie" its actually baked.

I ate a bacon for lunch yesterday.

by deware April 12, 2023

Bacon

The art of being exactly 98.7 kg at the age of 53 and 142 says. Pretty much a at pig

Eh eh look at that bacon on the other side of the street how does he walk

by Ensusksssjx December 6, 2018

Bacon

Mostly known as the greatest meat of all time, bacon is also the greatest surname. The bacon’s Are quite the partyers and know how to have a good time in good ol Canada

Neighbor: boy those bacon’s sure are partyers

by 2@5 August 15, 2018

Bacon

A food Americans eat to gain a third chin

"Hey want some bacon."

"No you, bloody American"

by British_Tea50 June 9, 2018

Baconator

Alternative pronunciation for an extremely long last name (i.e. Bocanegra, Brickowski, Badagliacca).

Brijanna Baconator?
It's Bocanegra.
Yeah, OK, your name is too hard to say, so you're Baconator.

by lkombat November 23, 2010

Bacon

v. The present act of eating bacon. Can be used in past, present, or future tense: Ex. "baconing", "baconed", or "will bacon".

Tim: What are you going to do today?
Jim: I'm going home to go bacon!
Tim: Can I come too??
Jim: No way, get your own!

Sally: I baconed yesterday, it was delicious!
Sue: I'll be baconing tomorrow!

by pseudonym778 August 5, 2012

Baconator

A delicous burger sold at Wendy's, consisting of 2 beef patties, 6 pieces of bacon, a ton of cheese, ketchup, and mayonaisse. While this burger makes a delicious and nutricious meal, it also makes for a great sexual experience while warm, due to the warmth and natural greasiness of the sandwich.

Man, my dad was so drunk and horny last night he made love to a baconator. He woke up with a full belly, empty balls, and ketchup all over his tighty whitey's.

by crazy legz August 17, 2009