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awk

{noun} someone who has awkward tendencies
that girl who stands by the water fountain alone is such an awk.
by what'sittoya. January 1, 2012
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sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.
Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!
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De-Awk

When you are in an awkward situation and you get out of it or you see one coming and you prevent it from happening.
Me and this girl were talking about Trump and things got pretty awkward so I had to de-awk the situation and change the subject to puppies.
by iamanthonydean November 17, 2018
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lock-awk

Short for locker-awkward, this is when one breaks up with one's middle school significant other and subsequently avoids eye contact whilst both are at their respective lockers.
OMG, guys, ever since I broke up with Joey things have been totally lock-awk. He won't even say hi and I just want things to like before we were together - you know, like two weeks ago.
by polly334pocket December 7, 2009
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awk gawk 9000

when you practice sucking on your friend but it aint gay cuz you got the socks on
yo can i try to awk gawk 9000 you
ya of course man, you didnt even need to ask
by B-Monkey Obama September 23, 2020
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grippa awk

grippa, meaning very
awk, meaning awkward.
or
very awkward
shit, the teacher just peed his pants.
yeah son, that was grippa awk
by nodiggityrizile September 24, 2008
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Awking

The act of awkwardly walking with someone
Damn bitch we be awking all day because Joey and Nicki didn’t show up.
by AMFAD (all my friends are dead December 6, 2019
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