Auschwitz Birkenau

The act of locking up a bunch of Jews in a shed and then farting into the ventilation of the shed. Its important that you ate a fuckton of Indian food before committing to the act.

Our German neighbour did the auschwitz Birkenau on some kikes.

by HitlerNiggerJewShit July 23, 2025

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AuschLITZ

The new hip and cool term for describing Auschwitz with a modern Gen Alpha audience.

Teacher: “Alright kids today we’ll be learning about the Holocaust”
Ashleigh: “What’s a Holocough?”
Teacher: “About the systematic slaughter of 6 million jews”
Sigma: “Sounds Lit AF fam”
Gerich: “Auschwitz more like AuschLITZ”
Gurt: “Yo”

by K0it July 28, 2025

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ASSECMIPHY

Pronounced: ah-seck-MIH-fee
Origin: Asexual + Comfort + -phy (from philia, meaning love/fondness)

Assecmiphy is a deeply personal form of love that transcends traditional categories like romantic, platonic, familial, or sexual. It is characterized by intense emotional attachment, obsession, and comfort-driven affection—often including desires for closeness, like hugging or kissing—without sexual attraction or desire whatsoever.

This kind of love often arises in people who experience sexual confusion, trauma-based aversion to intimacy, or deep emotional sensitivity. It's a secure, nurturing connection made whole in absence of lust or classification. While common among those navigating discomfort with sexuality, it’s not exclusive—some feel assecmiphy simply because their love centers on closeness, not labels.

✨ This is a love with no label. Just truth.
✨ Coined by Muhamud Shaheer, 2025.

I don’t love him romantically or sexually—what I feel is pure Assecmiphy: a deep, obsessive comfort that fills my heart without needing labels or lust.

by Yourskritt July 30, 2025

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Sadistic Auschwitz Guard

Well then I guess there's no reason to talk to YOU, Jordan. Right. Because you said YOU (Meaning the audience) would be an evil Auschwitz guard and WOULD LIKE IT. Those are your exact words. EVERYONE would be an evil Auschwitz guard. That's what you said. So which is it?

Hym "Are we ALL sadistic Auschwitz guard or do we all HAVE TO agree the sadistic Auschwitz guard is a UNIQUE EVIL that is indefensible? And how is saying the 'You would be an evil Auschwitz guard and you would like it' NOT a defense of evil Auschwitz guard? Because the latter is the exact opposite of what you were saying earlier. It can't be both and it can't be neither. It's either unique to 'evil people' or it could be anyone. That's your Satan, Jordan. And not in the banal miltonian sense. Satan is the nebulous boogeyman that constitutes 'The wrong type of person.' The combat of whom justifies anything and to whom you're allowed to do whatever you want. It's where the conservative pedophile revenge fantasies stem. I am your Satan. You're doimg the same thing that Dr. K was doing when he got side-swiped by Chris Williamson. Self-contradictory statement to detract from the fact that you were WRONG AND A COWARD framed as the structure of reality manifesting itself as your behavior."

by Hym Iam April 19, 2024

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