Aunti Church

In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly
Our Fatty
Who eats unshaven
Hallowed Be thy name
Thy Kingdom ate
The garden gate
on earth as it is at easter
Give us this day our daily macdonalds
and munch out on watercress
or just try to eat less
for eating the kingdom
the cake and the glory
forever and ever Amen.
by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004
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aunty beth

When your mother or someone like your mother masturbates a friend of yours using the anti-splash method.
by Coulers January 21, 2017
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Aunty Clap

Dude, your Aunt Millie is a total Aunty Clap!
by Richie.innit September 24, 2009
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Auntie Mommy

When your skank as sister and ex baby daddy get together and she acts like the mother of your child.
Auntie Mommy is coming to pick up pills.
by Missknowitall6969 November 26, 2016
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Auntie's Visiting

"Don't want to go into the pool rn, Auntie's Visiting"
by Rosé T June 03, 2017
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Aunty Sarah

She love spilling water on Paigey at lunch. She is the most gorgeous, caring person in THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!! Tik tok
#Aunty Sarah
#sawah
#Lol
by fringe rats aunty pickle April 28, 2020
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Auntie Blaire

A trans person who throws other trans people under the bus in order to gain a footing in society and be seen as the rare "good trans person"
Should be commended for their acrobatic skills; the mental gymnastics required to balance their own humanity while capitulating to transphobia is Olympic level worthy. If only they didn't oppose trans people participating in sports, they could win gold.
"Can you believe she said Eve wasn't a real woman because she hasn't had surgery yet?" "I know, she is such an Auntie Blaire"
by Adama and Eve October 06, 2020
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