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Aunty Clap

Your mother's sister who get's around.
Dude, your Aunt Millie is a total Aunty Clap!
by Richie.innit September 24, 2009
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aunty beth

When your mother or someone like your mother masturbates a friend of yours using the anti-splash method.
Ask your Ma about Aunty Beth
by Coulers January 21, 2017
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Aunti Church

In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly
Our Fatty
Who eats unshaven
Hallowed Be thy name
Thy Kingdom ate
The garden gate
on earth as it is at easter
Give us this day our daily macdonalds
and munch out on watercress
or just try to eat less
for eating the kingdom
the cake and the glory
forever and ever Amen.
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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Aunty Kedea

Aunty Kedea

'The Aunty Kedea' is the greatest person you'll ever meet, she is bright and rare, talented and loved by everyone.
Her personality is warm and comfortable and strong and capable. She helps anyone who needs it at anytime whatsoever and is always giving and has her kayak moments because she is always strong and bright and sometimes for too long but that makes her the greatest person anyone could meet. There wouldn't be one person who wouldn't miss her presence, her heart is soo big and is felt through her vibes that are sent into the air. If you should be so lucky, she will walk into your life with guidance, love and purity that is beyond anything, and always will be there no matter what. If you ever meet her never let her go.
Aunty Kedea -(the stars,sun and moon, all together) , benevolent ,benign, affable,amiable, accommodating, outstanding.
by Lilley Love June 30, 2020
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Auntie Mommy

When your skank as sister and ex baby daddy get together and she acts like the mother of your child.
Auntie Mommy is coming to pick up pills.
by Missknowitall6969 November 26, 2016
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Auntie's Visiting

"Don't want to go into the pool rn, Auntie's Visiting"
by Rosé T June 3, 2017
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Auntie Blaire

A trans person who throws other trans people under the bus in order to gain a footing in society and be seen as the rare "good trans person"
Should be commended for their acrobatic skills; the mental gymnastics required to balance their own humanity while capitulating to transphobia is Olympic level worthy. If only they didn't oppose trans people participating in sports, they could win gold.
"Can you believe she said Eve wasn't a real woman because she hasn't had surgery yet?" "I know, she is such an Auntie Blaire"
by Adama and Eve October 6, 2020
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