attention whore

the kind of person who does crazy and shocking things for attention

see also Tom Green and Johnny Knoxville

those guys are such attention whores

by Capt_Capacitor April 25, 2005

attention whore

An irritable little bitch that decides to randomly flip out over little things. They would say almost anything to get attention including random shit that haven't even crossed their non-existent hallow head before, including random capitalized letter like "NWEKLRHWL:ERJWERWER" with the "ZOMGS" and the oh-so-cunning spellings of "WONNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"

Note: It is impossible to shut them up.

I thought I had a good friend, turned out she was just a pmsing attention whore.

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 11, 2010

Indifferent attention

the act of knowing exactly where someone is or what they are doing so an individual may have nothing to do with them while at the same location

-I can't believe she's not noticed me yet. I was standing right next to her for five minutes at the bar.
-Indifferent attention, man. They're born with it...

by futz! October 22, 2008

David Attenborough

A (TV) presenter who many common English people try to copy his accent

Person 1: And here we see a...
Person 2: You don't sound anything like David Attenborough

by Somerandomboredguy May 15, 2018

Attendance queue

Making sure everyone who arrived before you to an event has left before you, so no-one can accuse you of attending for less time. Most commonly used in regards to work or awkward social situations.

1. Work is a total attendance queue right now.

2. I'f I skip the attendance queue I will get fired for sure.

by totallynotbrendan June 16, 2011

Attention Hogg

A person who uses the deaths of others to gain internet fame and cash. This type of person will create scandals and drum up any kind of attention they can to keep their name current. They also have the unintended ability to rally people to heavily buy firearms at at alarming rate for some odd reason.

That guy is an attention hogg and he really is doing more bad than good. At least he is getting paid...

by Impureclient June 24, 2018

ATTENSHONE

Attention, but better. Usually written in all-caps. Usually expressed by yelling. Feel free to use when in need of infinite hogz from hooman.

*hugs hooman* I love you gimme ATTENSHONE!

by lellyca August 7, 2018