Bad Assery

Queen's Engineers

Guy 1: So where are u going for uni?
Guy 2: Queen's
Guy 1: What are you taking?
Guy 2 Bad Assery
Guy1 : Queen's Engineering is a good program, good luck!

by god be i August 9, 2010

Assert

Professional character displaying high self esteem. Often demonstrates their high self worth by owning at online games. Will change their name often as an attempt to avoid detection by fellow online gamers so as to facilitate a few more moments of owning before being kicked by the community. Their scientific name is Owneddist Extremist.

Player 1: Wow that guy's GOOD!!!

Player 2: Oh No Its Assert!!

Player 1: Kick him before he Owns us!!

Player2: F11!!

*Assert has Left the Game*

by GamingCommunitysWorldwide October 4, 2018

Latino Aspergers

A person of Latino descent with mild social hang-ups, such as the inability to read others' emotions. An individual with Latino Aspergers may be seen staring blankly at a hysterical person, while snacking on an empanada.

Jorge's wife really needed some help with the baby, but her husband kept ignoring her pleads in favor of some delicious tapas. Dude definitely has Latino Aspergers!"

by The LBC November 28, 2010

window of assportunity

The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.

Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"

Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!

by newsteve August 16, 2011

Aspergers

Aspergers (or Aspies) are individuals far smarter than most of us who fall high on the ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder). Aspies often are socially awkward, or have no awareness of social acceptance. Those on the spectrum are often highly intellectual, including Bill Gates and Albert Einstien. Aspies are "rule followers". It is not uncommon for Those with ASD to lack empathy, have a hard time grasping basic life skill concepts or have a "filter", yet they excel in what is important to them, which is usually 1-2 major focuses or fascinations; math, science, computers, legos, art, quantum physics, etc. Secluding, or introverting is a normal part of this disorder, as well as having sensory issues to lights, sounds, frequencies, touch, textures and tastes. You would be suprised at how many of the worlds most brilliant inventors had Aspergers.

My son has Aspergers, he is 15. He finished his High School credits 2 years early and is studying quantum physics, yet will not cross streets on his own.

by Libbyidol May 18, 2014

Assberg

A large clump of feces on your toilet paper when your wipe prematurely.

Man, I just wiped my ass and I had a HUGE assberg!

by The MrEcted One April 27, 2006

Aspergers

Asperger syndrome, also known as AS, is a developmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests.
People with this disorder tend to be socially awkward.

Things that are common in this disorder is depression, intense interest in a limited number of things, learning disability, nightmares, or sensitivity to sound.

I have Aspergers

by genericstuff July 18, 2016