Assclown

Noun:

1. A troll who frequents the same chat room/game room with the express intent to annoy the regulars with ilk, foul language and total disgust and rudeness. Usually said assclown will end up getting the perma-mute by everyone.

2. In general, on the society totem pole, someone who is lower than an asshole or jack ass.

Room reg: Look! Our resident assclown just came in! Everyone initialize your perma-mute button, as he's going to do nothing more than troll and flood the chat with his foul mouth and stupidity.

Oh christ, the assclown is back. Mute now to avoid feeding the troll.

by The Saucy One November 23, 2009

Assclown

Heres the REAL definition of assclown...
Someone that says a joke only he thinks is funny and no one laughs.

Neutron: How much for a beer?
Bartender: For you NO CHARGE HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neutron: ..................................... Dude ur an ASSCLOWN

by nirvvboner October 30, 2010

assail

Attaking someone or something violently or verbally

reviewers assailed the book as soon as it came out

by IceCreamLove May 15, 2015

assiluj

It's the prettiest girl ever it also means you are the best.

This girl is assiluj she is also nice and kind.

by mr sampson January 17, 2022

assalytics

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

by Larry C April 25, 2008

Assalisk

Exactly the same as the bassalisk from Harry Potter, except that it is made up of Ass'. It is entirely more sneaky and cunnig than an actuall bassalisk and has sexual relations with dumbledore and Harry. Niether of which know about the others relationshio with the assalisk.

This can also be sed as a common phrase to describe someone as a cheater, or a devlishly sneaky and evil being.

Did you hear Lee was cheating on his girl Atlanta? Yea he took all her money and her house.

That dude is an assalisk.

by Asbestosman June 30, 2010

Assflab

When a fat person walks in front of you and and you can't stop staring at that random skin flap that is on both ass cheeks that makes it look like they have four ass cheeks.

"Dude, check out Jen's assflab."

"Ah Man! Fuckin' gross, not cool."

by Reddit0r February 8, 2013