asscakes

(Noun.) 14 guys performing a creampie simultaniously, filling a male asshole, making a vanilla frosted cake-like substance, an asscake.

The KKK just gave asscakes to innocent black convicts all over the tri-state area. Those faggot asshole KKK fucks!

by WienerButthole January 13, 2009

asshatted

Having an insult that you intiated turned against you.

TophatManiak was asshatted when he tried to correct the spelling of "Duct Tape" to "Duck Tape" and FlatLiner told him that he was a dumbass and it was in fact spelled "Duct Tape".

by !!*_RocketDiva March 8, 2003

Asshat

Someone who is so frustrating to be around, through their own speech, actions, or general attitude, that you wish to punch them in their face so hard it will swing around and lodge itself into their own anus. Thus becoming a hat.

That guy wearing the cow suit? He's an asshat.

by XDAS January 20, 2011

Assfat

The fat, on an ass. Often, used as an insult, to replace fatass.

You've got assfat!
Jennifer: Stop it, assfat!
Tony: I'm not that fat, am I? :(

by Abbriele August 24, 2007

asshat

A Hacker term for a script kiddie, or wannabe hacker that boasts at being a legitimate hacker and sets a bad example for ALL HACKERS!

A person that writes substandard scripts that flood myspace forums for example or disrupt a site that has absolutely no value and boasts on and on that he/she is a legitimate hacker.

Stupid Person: Hey did you hear that myspace was hacked and 20 thousand passwords were stolen?

Hacker: yup, an asshat script kiddie did, i dont care about myspace to attack it!

by JasonHayys April 2, 2007

Asshat

One with their head so far up their own ass it could be considered a hat.

Ron: Im the best at everything.

Me: You're a fucking asshat.

by MuffDiver01 September 11, 2009

Assiatu

Assiatu is a beautiful intelligent person and always is a great friend, but get on her nerves she will go all out.

person 1: heard of Assiatu ?

person 2: yeah shes bitchy.

by Booue November 4, 2019