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assagai

african throwing spear, seen in almost every film about africa shot during the years of colonial rule, usually in the hands of some "bloodthirsty savages", there's about a thousand of em in "Zulu" (1964).

originates from the Berber: zaġāya, Old French: azagaie, Old Spanish: azagaya, Arabic: az-zaġāyah.

The assagai was also one of the teams in wip3out, easily the coolest in the game, a real quick and agile little ship, but had crappy shields so it would often explode.

assagai also refers to a south african prog-rock band active in the 1970s, they did this song "cocoa", it's quite nice.
colonial oppressor - "i say, one of those bloodthirsty savages just threw a stick at me!!"
bloodthirsty savage - "it's an assagai you pale skinned fool! and you should probably get that seen to"

concerned parent - "go to bed, its 5am"
tired kid with bloodshot eyes - "NO NO NO!! i just gotta unlock the assagai!!"

guy with good taste in music - "assagai are cool, effortless cool"
by massif101 February 5, 2010
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assbalaclava

Someone whose head is so far up their ass that they fail to qualify as an asshat anymore. These people don't have their asses on their heads, they have their heads in their asses down to the clavicle.
You're an assbalaclava.
by qaz1024 October 8, 2011
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Assplants

Man A: Nicki Minaj is so hot. Just look at that ass!
Man B: Dude, those are assplants.
by YourMom212121 December 13, 2012
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Assata Shakur

A domestic terrorist and black supremacist with ties to the Black Panthers and other radical, anarchist groups like the Black Liberation Army. She has committed a slew of crimes ranging from robbery, to kidnapping, and murder. Shakur went to prison in the 1970s after assassinating a police officer, but soon escaped with the help of BLA members and eventually fled to Cuba (where she still resides). Assata is considered an African American hero alongside Harriet Tubman and Martin Luther King Jr. She has received tributes from rap artists like Common and Public Enemy and is the inspiration for several groups including "Hands of Assata," "Assata's Daughters," and Black Lives Matter.

She is the first woman to be on the FBI's most wanted terrorist list and there is currently a $2 million reward for the assistance in her capture.
Assata Shakur is a violent radical who is now idolized by many violent radicals.
by spootyhead July 26, 2016
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Arsalan Factor

The explanation of the variability that occurs when working with an Arsalan.
Student 1: yo, why did our group do so bad on that last project?

Student 2: must have been the Arsalan Factor.
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Assclat

A bird which cannot fly, with a white plumage and a human ass.
A swan with a human ass. A decendant of the Assclat.
by The Style July 1, 2005
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Assapatomia

Yeah Assapatomia in me YEAH!
by Iam dawg November 20, 2011
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