Colombian apology

After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.

"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."

by Fookem August 10, 2021

Apology

A way of saying "sorry" for a mistake you made to fix the damage you cause to the other person's life. Sometimes it's a way of showing the other person you still care about your relationship and that you are willing to give up your pride in order of saving it.

The only thing I want from her is an apology to know that she regrets it.

by aaiitukituki November 17, 2016

Apologize

Kissing Al Sharptons butt.

Hym “Oh.... Them I’m not sorry. If I can’t apologize for making Jordan feel bad then... I’m not sorry. I haven’t done anything wrong. All retaliation to imposed schizophrenia is justified. End of discussion. I’m not sorry nor will I ever be. And whether or not YOU’REsorry (For know that something is wrong and doing it anyway) is up to ME. So.... Hopefully I’m a merciful guy. You’re not, but I might be. Only time will tell. We’ll all find out together.”

by Hym Iam December 6, 2022

Cole apology

When someone disrespects you then quickly issues an apology out of fear before you can retaliate.

Bruh really disrespected me and then gave a Cole apology, as if that would make things go away... little did he know, I don't let shit slide...

by Pmdefine21 April 12, 2024

All apologies

A song by Nirvana featured in the two albums “in utero” and “unplugged New York”. The song was written by Kurt cobain as an apology to Courtney Love (his wife) And Frances bean cobain (his daughter). Absolute banger.

Person 1: WHAT ELSE SHOULD I WRITE, I DONT HAVE THE RIGHT 🎵

Person 2: Hey what song are you singing?

Person 1: All apologies by nirvana. Absolute banger.

by smellslikerebeccaspirit July 21, 2024

Apologizing day

The day you apologize to everyone (Jan 25th)

Boy 1: Hey it’s Jan 25th!
Boy 2: what’s that?
Boy 1: Apologizing day!

by DrappingDino January 25, 2021

Apology tour

When you are famous and you did something wrong and want to apologize you go on a series of podcasts and explain a lot of stuff to them basically you talk shit with them so you would not get hated

I've done something wrong i should make Apology tour

by Stanke December 5, 2022