Anonymous Coward

(from Slashdot) A name automatically given to an anonymous user who posts comments on a message board, meant to motivate users to register.

I set my threshold so that I don't have to look at all the stupid comments from Anonymous Cowards.

by Amanda April 20, 2004

Assholes Anonymous

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.

Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.

by Purple Gurl March 23, 2011

Simpaholics Anonymous

noun. a support group for simps who no longer wish to be simps, at times involving a self-imposed metaphorical recovery program

I don't want to hear about your ex man. It's been 6 months, stop being a simp.

Dude give me a break. I'm only on step 6 of Simpaholics Anonymous.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

beat anonymous

(verb) to beat someone anonymous is to beat someone into non-recognition, or to be beaten so badly you are no longer recognizable.

David:Heyy, did you hear about that fight between Worm and Josh?

Brian:Yeah, I heard Josh got beat anonymous.

by briizii May 22, 2011

Cuntaholics Anonymous

a fabricated support group for women who just can't control themselves and constantly act like cunts.

"wow your a real cunt, maybe you should attend a cuntaholics anonymous meeting"

by bitchy mcgoo October 19, 2007

Anonymously me

the most amazing tumblr blog ever. Basically it's spilling your guts out online anonymously when you're like depressed or something and hoping there are people out there like you.

anonymouslyme.tumblr.com (She preaches the truth!!)

P1: OMG!! I totally agree with what this anon blog is saying!!
P2: Which one? anonymously me on tumblr?
P1: YEAH!

by MRSSTYLES December 26, 2012

anthroholics anonymous

A collective group of individuals who are addicted to shopping at Anthropologie.

My husband is going to send me to Anthroholics Anonymous when he sees all that I bought today.

by TakeItDon'tLeaveIt October 30, 2013