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Arnold Ziffel

a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises
Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me
by JPnEB August 24, 2008
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Snipping Arnold

The insertion of a pair of scissors into a female's anus, then opening the scissors just a pinch, allowing the anus to expand minorly for a short period of time.
"Throw some lube on those scissors for when we decide to perform the snippy-snip-snip tonight"

"Hey, we've been together for 3 months now... can I please give you the snipping arnold?"
by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009
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Benedict Arnold

When a sex partner is giving a guy a handjob, the guy ejaculates in their partners hand, then the partner slaps him across across the face with his own ejaculation.
Travis was completely embarrassed when it was revealed his ex-girlfriend had gone Benedict Arnold on him in the bedroom
by yumberlard May 5, 2009
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Benedict Arnold

1)to become the biggest traitor in the book

2)to convince one's partner that one is going to do one of the sexual Trinity and then switch to another
1)Lebron James benedict arnolded when he left Cleveland for Miami

2)My girlfriend doesn't like vaginal, so I was givin her tail but then I pulled a Benedict arnold and went vaginal.
by JERKER19 July 19, 2010
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Anole

A small color changing lizard who bottoms for the Geico Gecko.
I saw Anole getting plowed in the cloaca by that insurance reptile.
by Hlalakar August 19, 2020
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Give an Old Man a Lap Dance

To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.
Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.
by Reverend Jim Jr April 18, 2008
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