love amnesia

when you can't remember ever loving someone as much as the person you are presently in a relationship with

"I know I must have been in love before, but I can't remember ever being this smitten..I must have love amnesia!"

by ml2531 December 15, 2009

aneis

Always works as hard as he can. He can be a little goofy at times but he makes up for that with his pride and passion. But at the end of the day he is a really big fucking idiot.

"look it's aneis"

by awesometakis May 21, 2017

movie amnesia

Being unable to remember large parts of a movie due to making out with someone at the time.

I saw that film last week. I think it was good, but I've got pretty bad movie amnesia; I was kissing Sam for most of it!

by Corsair February 19, 2008

relationship amnesia

forgetting that you are in a relationship and carrying on as if you were single

While dating someone for 2 years, Carrie occasionally had indiscretions and hooked up with random guys at bars. Guess you say she has relationship amnesia and forgot she had a boyfriend.

by Julie-n-Dave July 16, 2010

Taylor Alesia

To be a pedophile who dates people younger than you.

To have a better verse than your boyfriend

Being 21 years old and dating a 17 year old kid.

"Hey you Taylor Alesia your song with your girlfriend"

by Goat#1 August 1, 2017

Google Amnesia

When you go to do a google search on something, but forget what you were going to search for at the last minute.

I was going to buy my freind a gift online, but I got google amnesia and now I am staring at the screen awkwardly

by fighter2650 October 12, 2011

amnesia

A good sign that you had a good time the previous night.

"I can't remember shit from last night, must have been totally ninja"

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004