roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014

Almond milk

it's called almond milk because nobody can say nut juice without a straight face
THIS WAS MADE BY JESSICA A. DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT

almond milk?
me: you mean nut juice *bursts out in a fit of laughter*

by JESS THE SQUIRREL April 5, 2021

Almond

Somone who act's like they're better than someone

Alica is acting like a son-of-a-almond

by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

AlMond Milk

A word use to say '' you drink Men's Semen''.

He is gay causes he Drinks'' AlMond Milk''

by SHILXHTHAGOAT ON INSTGRAM April 14, 2021

Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие)

Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.

Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..

by dihanov October 29, 2024

Almond karo

A banchot buddu muncher who loves degenerate zyn addiction he also has escaped the matrix by sleeping with a (2\pi/6)^2.3 year old

****** “hey almond karo how are you”
Almond “shut up wigga imma rape yo ass”

by IFurnBags69 February 13, 2025