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Almond house

A home with no junk food just healthy snacks
Living in an almond house means banana and brown sugar are a sweet treat
by Tgequeenofpotatoes August 18, 2025
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Almond

Someone who enjoys the sensual love of a goat or a camel.
Oh don't worry ladies he's not interested in you, he's an Almond.
by anonymous March 8, 2023
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Asthma Almond

A very swag person who likes throwing carrots at people more specifically Taarika Kaur Fish Gills
by terracotta123 May 13, 2022
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AlMond Milk

A word use to say '' you drink Men's Semen''.
He is gay causes he Drinks'' AlMond Milk''
by SHILXHTHAGOAT ON INSTGRAM April 14, 2021
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Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.
Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..
by dihanov October 29, 2024
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Almond karo

A banchot buddu muncher who loves degenerate zyn addiction he also has escaped the matrix by sleeping with a (2\pi/6)^2.3 year old
****** “hey almond karo how are you
Almond “shut up wigga imma rape yo ass”
by IFurnBags69 February 13, 2025
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Almond

An almond is a girl named Jillian. A Jillian is very Artistic and Sarcastic girl. Thus means Jillian is an Almond.
Jillian is being herself. She is such an Almond.
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