Almond

An almond is a girl named Jillian. A Jillian is very Artistic and Sarcastic girl. Thus means Jillian is an Almond.

Jillian is being herself. She is such an Almond.

by FactsofWebstersFictionary May 27, 2022

California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it

I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom

by Big White Man July 3, 2021

Almond Vibe

Someone with a beautiful aura or energy, but sassy too in a cute way.

Note: Usually used for females

You give me almond vibes

by Avrama August 3, 2025

Almond Joy

The act of inserting ones genitals in their lovers vagina when you're unable to go deeper.

Amanda wanted clinger to go deeper when he was already balls deep so he almond joy'd the shit out of her.

by Nate716 April 28, 2015

Almond Breeze

When a man nuts on a woman's ass hole and she farts the nut back at him

Hey baby, lets do something kinky tonight, want to try an almond breeze?

by Redline06 August 15, 2023

almond rest

Another name for a person's chin. It's the place to rest one's almonds (nuts) while being fellated.

Dude, check out her almond rest. Looks comfy.

by habs10 May 6, 2010

Almond Boyfriend

An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.

You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.

A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.

Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.

by pumpkinspicedemon November 29, 2024