by Tgequeenofpotatoes August 18, 2025

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by SHILXHTHAGOAT ON INSTGRAM April 14, 2021

Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.
Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..
by dihanov October 29, 2024

A banchot buddu muncher who loves degenerate zyn addiction he also has escaped the matrix by sleeping with a (2\pi/6)^2.3 year old
by IFurnBags69 February 13, 2025

An almond is a girl named Jillian. A Jillian is very Artistic and Sarcastic girl. Thus means Jillian is an Almond.
Jillian is being herself. She is such an Almond.
by FactsofWebstersFictionary May 27, 2022
