My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!
by nastychicken June 26, 2016

Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though
by Kennif September 16, 2017

to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man
by XLtroubadours of pyrhicc win August 4, 2008

by catsmeller37 April 21, 2023

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.
Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016

by Redline06 August 15, 2023

by Avrama August 3, 2025
