allan

the MOST beautiful of people to ever tread the Earth. if your best friend is an allan NEVER let them go because he is just about the best part of your day and a flawless texter. he'll never fail to be the highlight of your week and it's impossible to stare at his face and not laugh. an allan is fucking hilarious and amazing at everything he tries. allan is one who will give you more than you deserve and you will find after meeting one that you can never love anybody more.

friend 1: r u okay? u look sad....

friend 2: oh i was having a bad day, but then i talked to allan:)

by <143 June 12, 2011

Alla Akhba

Fucking a girl so hard, her large intestine comes out and you wear it as a turban. Then you scream "Alla Akhba!"

-Where did you get that cool turban
- My girl and I did the Alla Akhba before our flight this morning.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

mass genocide in the name of Allah

killing many people for the one named Allah

I did a push-up today. Well actually I committed mass genocide in the name of Allah, Now I need chocolate.

by Dirty Denise November 3, 2021

Allah'd

In Super Smash Brothers, when a player picks up a bomb and explodes it, killing himself and at least one other player in the process.

Sometimes, a player yells "Allah!" while exploding the bomb.

Dude, Kirby just allah'd the shit out of you guys.

by mymainman111 December 2, 2009

Allah Cockbar

1. A spiritual eruption of pent up infernal jihadic forces gushing forth and ferociously searing the collective eyes of humanity with a vision supreme.

The Apprentice inquired, 'Master, my mind constantly wavering, the lantern of truths flame obscured through a fog of deception, and my soul sinks into hopeless despair as though gazing into a barren desert. I humbly ask thee, how is the revelation of a vision supreme attained in such a turbulent life?'

The Master replied thus, 'To become imbued with the eternal spirit of Allah Cockbar in this Galactic Jihad and bathe in the light of a vision supreme one must visit allahcockbar.com - Such is the will of Allah.'

by Sir.RobJ July 18, 2016

Aleta

An eclectic, interesting and loyal friend always there when you need her but gives space as well. An all around great person and thoughtful person.

Wow Aleta cool

by BackwaterBathwater March 2, 2020

Allah Akbar

What you say to a paper like NYT or any corporation when it finally realizes that its woke-nap wasn't real and that they have been living in Elmo's world for far too long.

Allah Akbar. The NYT finally admitted that the Hunter Biden laptop was not Russian disinformation

by Sexydimma March 18, 2022