Alligator Wrestling

Any bangin' gay sex act (male, female or other) committed anywhere within the eastern-southernmost states in the U.S.A., including but not limited to: Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and of course Florida.

"Hey McConaughey! Wanna hit the road and go alligator wrestling with Lance Armstrong and some Miami twinks?"

by NotMatthewMcConaughey April 17, 2021

Squirmy Alligator

An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.
Yort

Squirmy alligator is omniscience defined and it is not yeet it is yort you fool get it right.

by muffin tin December 7, 2019

Alligator Fangs

assault rifle ammunition

John: Bro did you the new suicide boys songs

Steve: hell yea bro my favorite line was when ruby said “ Bitch I'm young plague Here to spread the flames Making it fucking rain alligator fangs”

by SosaZooted April 10, 2021

alligator hoof

A marijuanna cigarette

Henry rolled up a nice alligator hoof and sparked it to his dome.

by Buzz Mandrill October 17, 2013

Alligator slide

The act of getting out of bed after shitting yourself, leaving behind a brown trail showing the exact path in which you got out of bed.

Randle is that an alligator slide or have you been eating chocolate in bed again, either way you nasty

by A gentleman from nantucket December 2, 2021

Sex with an alligator

A drink native to Florida that is made with coconut rum.

Bartender: "what will you have?"
Guest: "Tonight's the perfect night for sex with an alligator "

by Melemcg January 29, 2017

Alligator crawl

Drinking/party trick developed and refined in Deland,FL. Involves two people intertwined, face down, facing 180 degrees apart while crawling, resembling a good ol’ American Alligator.

Yo, we’re both buzzed on a Saturday night in Deland.. want to alligator crawl?

by One Stale Frito March 11, 2021