allan weldin

A pretty nice guy but also is a crackhead who sees faces in everything and loves to spend time on crazy homeless woman

Don't be like allan weldin and get kicked out for sneaking in a crazy homeless chick

by Enraged1139 December 23, 2022

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Allan

Flee from Allan!!!! He will tear your life apart, you will be reduced to nothing but emptiness... Overall, he won't even see depth of your devotion. Once you know him, you will dwell in silence for so long.

- The passion was in front of your nose, Allan, if only you'd opened your eyes to see it...

by Whathaveyoudone... November 19, 2023

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Burning a steak to a point where it no longer edible.

You know he's not the chef he thinks he is because that meat is really Allan.

by Creel November 10, 2021

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allan lichtman

Self-proclaimed election predictor who correctly guessed the winner of Presidential elections 10 times between 1984 and 2020 using a system of "13 keys to the White House" but finally got it wrong in 2024 due to measuring the keys using his personal bias this time.

Allan Lichtman incorrectly predicted Donald Trump would lose the 2024 US Presidential Election because Kamala Harris actually had 9 out of 13 keys against her favor.

by Anti-Establishment Liberal November 22, 2024

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