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Andre or Allan

they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"
Please, don't be an Andre or Allan guys
by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019
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Allan

An amazing friend that I will cherish forever . He can be stubborn sometimes. He is smart, funny, and he can help you with anything about feelings, school, etc. He has a great sense of humor and will always make you smile or laugh. He is not the most punctual of people. Someone who needs to add details. A dependable friend and someone who'll always be there for someone they care about.
Me: Hey Allan can I depend on you?
Allan: Yes, you can
Me: Thanks, so Much
by TheREcker November 22, 2021
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allan sherwood

Midge Hadley's husband. Played by Michael Cera in the Barbie movie. He's cool.
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 21, 2023
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Allan

The most amazing person you'll ever meet, but watch out, hes hiding something and you'll never know what it is.
He is a great lover and is very protective of his friends. A very outdoors kind of person so if you hang out with him be prepared to get dragged off on and adventure climbing a mountain, swiming with dolphins or riding a four-wheeler at extreme speeds through the forest. He is definitely one of a kind. If there were more people like him the earth would be a better place. He is a great listener but never shares his problems with anyone else. Dont ever look into his eyes cuz if you do you'll fall in love for sure. Animal lover. Hes one of the people who are going to make it in life.

If you are reading this he is my best friend.
kid #1: Who is that dude over there?
kid #2: Thats Allan. He's a great friend of mine.
by enchantment September 26, 2022
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allan martinez

by mikeharryhawk1910 May 21, 2021
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Allan syndrome

struggling spelling words when they have a good idea while writing it fast, the words become alien language and no one can read it.
Allan: i have pogers urbenealbfbrieb ajfg rj
Me: what??? Speak english
Friend: it’s Allan syndrome
by Kyrizh8652 June 1, 2021
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Allan Adams

pedophile who touches little kids in his basement
by DYLZER1903 September 26, 2019
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