Albanian Handshake

To grab on to a persons nipple and to shake it like it was a hand

I gave drews girlfriend an albanian handshake all last night non-stop!!!

by WheatonWhitie69 September 8, 2010

Albania

Albania is a country located in Eastern Europe in the balkans with Greece Macedonia Kosovo Montenegro sharing borders Kosovo is Albanian land and some of Macedonia Montenegro and Greek land is Albanian land also thnx for reading

Hey where are u going to spend ur vacations

In Albania near Greece

by Hopesolosbonnie November 23, 2021

albanianstunnagirl

the most awesomeest instagram shitpost page on planet earth, you will literally like cry and shit when you see albanianstunnagirl post something and everytime you see her stories you will be overcome with joy.

"Hey bruh you follow albanianstunnagirl?"
"No bruh she wont accept me into her page because i know her irl"
"#REKT"

by albanianstunnagirlfan December 28, 2021

albanian shoulderless brown snake

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.

Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."

by Banjo84 May 19, 2017

albanian turnbuckle

Verb - When you fist a girl in the ass up to your elbow, then you thrust her up into the air and batistabomb her.

Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back?
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night

by Mac Willer April 19, 2018

Albanian Helicopter

When pounding on some Hoe you grip both ankles and lift both their legs in the air while ankles are tight together , thrusting their body in an up and down motion.

Yo man I gave that girl last night the Albanian Helicopter and now she won't leave me alone

by Slugger January 18, 2019

Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.

Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!

by Anton Kastraveci September 5, 2019