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Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.

Albanian Americans are one of the hardest working cultures in the world.
Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 15, 2019
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albanian shoulderless brown snake

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
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The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
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Albanian Gang

An "Albanian Gang" refers to a group of cybercriminals working together to create and distribute ransomware, encrypting files or networks until a ransom is paid.
" Hey MrB! Your an Albanian Gang Member!" - DoxBin
by MrBAB May 21, 2024
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Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.
I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.
by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023
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Albanian truck stop

The Albanian Truck stop is the action of shoving an exhaust pipe from a Mercedes NG85 up one’s anus and expelling the fumes out one’s mouth. Can be used for sexual pleasure or to torture people who have not paid their debts.
Agim lost the money he owed the Albanian mafia so they gave him an Albanian truck stop so he would learn his lesson
by anonymous August 13, 2024
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Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.
Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 5, 2019
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