Alaskan Mouthpiece

When one ejaculates on ones teeth while they are sleeping in below-freezing conditions. Wait a few hours and when they wake up they will have a new mouthpiece!
I gave my girl and alaskan mouthpiece last night!
by gpowell31 January 10, 2012
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alaskan sandwich

When two girls chew up ice and blow a guys junk at the same time.
Sandy and Mandy gave me an Alaskan Sandwich last night which is good because they're both on gluten free diets.
by D1CKBIZKIT361 December 21, 2014
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Alaskan Lion

To crank the AC then proceed to perform oral sex on a woman until the performers face carpet is severely moistened with juices.
I was hungry for some pussy in the summer heat so I gave this chick an Alaskan Lion.
by Lionfunk July 15, 2019
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alaskan airforce

the mosquitoes in alaska grow very quickly and very large due to the extended hours of daylight,growing large enough that their wings make more of a humming sound instead of the normal buzzing. because of this they are sometimes referred to as the alaskan airforce
its gotta be spring cus the alaskan airforce is in town
by therealdealholyfield February 06, 2015
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Alaskan Mudpie

I just had amazing Alaskan Mudpie after sex with my boyfriend.
by Gumdroppp19 March 08, 2014
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The Royal Alaskan

A sexual act where the girl is tied up and receives hardcore anal till her ass bleeds and after she sucks his cock so when he finishes in her mouth there is a red ring around it.
To my surprise I came home to a horny girlfriend asking me to give her The Royal Alaskan tonight.
by ATM-BOYS June 06, 2015
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Alaskan nigga

when a nigga shits in a cup and then freezes it and trys to sell it as a black dildo for people at a garage sale
Hey id like to by this

yes thatll be 5$

ok thanks for the alaskan nigga!
by knhdfiah;iafygipau; May 13, 2019
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