by arroyo riders July 27, 2009
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A. "Dude the travel agency gave me a connecting flight at O'Hare International Airport."
B. "Damn! What Sins have you been committing?"
A. "Well...rape, murder, incest..."
B. "Ahhh, that explains it. Don't do those things and you won't have to fly out of O'Hare."
B. "Damn! What Sins have you been committing?"
A. "Well...rape, murder, incest..."
B. "Ahhh, that explains it. Don't do those things and you won't have to fly out of O'Hare."
by TheOtherBeave November 17, 2011
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Someone who spends a lot of time at the airport. A good thing to be. Airport bums often hang around maintenance shops and flight schools, watching pilots take off and land. They often drink a lot of coffee and read the magazines in the lobby. They may or may not know how to fly. Many fine fliers started out as airport bums.
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The person sitting at this computer typing this is an airport bum to the first degree. I almost never leave, actually. I even sleep here. But I also fly. It is fun being an airport bum.
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Get the Airport mug.an AirPort (capitalized just like this) is the function on your macbook, that is the wifi signal, that you turn off when you went to hang up on someone annoying on skype without them knowing that you hung up, it just says "loss of connection" oops!
by ~xoxo gossip girl~ November 19, 2010
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Get the Airborne Herp mug.To have sex doggy style and then before climax grab the woman's breasts and tug like crazy while yelling "Aircraft Traffic Controller, Do I have permission to land?" and regardless of what she says put your penis on her back and jizz on her neck
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