An individual who has been hoeing around, airport to airport, not wearing a mask, soaking up all the germs and bacteria, just not giving a fuck.
by Ders McGee September 14, 2022
Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.
Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.
Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.
Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.
by zinndl December 30, 2018
First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.
by trentsteel December 06, 2017
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