The level of buzzed you get when the drinks are too goddamn expensive but your flight’s been delayed 6 hours.
I’ve only got about three shots of vodka left... guess I’m just going to have an airport buzz tonight.
by MandaPanda88 January 21, 2020
Get the Airport Buzz mug.The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
Miami Airport Incident-
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020
Get the Miami airport incident mug.An airport that is both overrated and underrated at the same time but somehow doesn't have Southwest Airlines service.
by Central_NY_Aviation October 16, 2020
Get the Syracuse Hancock International Airport mug.When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.
by Kraken of the night November 7, 2017
Get the Airport drunk mug.First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.
by trentsteel December 6, 2017
Get the The Jersey Airport mug.When two legs (or one for amputee Beauty acceptance) are straight up in the air leaving a view of the "landing strip" or taint.
by STDfree December 9, 2017
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