agnostic

an atheist without balls

Colbert: "are you an atheist?"
Ehrman: "no, I'm an agnostic"
Colbert: "Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?"

by bigbadbrian December 17, 2008

Agnostic-Satanist

Someone who is agnostic (have trouble to pick which imaginary religious figure to worship blindly), and believe they will go to hell after they die because they can't wake up on Sunday to go to church.

I am an agnostic-satanist. I don't know if god exists, but if he or she exists, I am definitely going to hell.

by iamanas August 14, 2012

Agnosticism

Agnosticism is to base your philosophy of life on doubt. It is to live your entire life in doubt of everything you see.

Agnosticism is doubt as a philosophy of life is like having immobility as your mode of transportation

by dorff11 May 16, 2009

agnostic

an agnostic is an atheist without guts.
I dont have enough faith to be an agnostic or an atheist.

Agnostics are atheists without guts

by Brian L. April 10, 2006

agnostic

an atheist in lack of testicals

Agnostic? What's that?

An atheist without balls...

by jeff clement June 15, 2008

Agnostic

An atheist without balls

"My friend Toby is really an atheist but he's scared that he might be wrong so he says he's agnostic"

by The Nard-Dog September 11, 2009

agnostic

N. A person to lazy to observe a religion, and to cowardly to say there is no god.

N. That agnostic is an indecisive religious thinker.

by Mat n Cheese April 13, 2009