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strikingly average

when someone or something exhibits such immensely non-amazing attributes that the only thing striking about it or them is the ultimate averageness.
Danika Patric is strikingly average.
by tripnosis November 22, 2010
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dew point average

the dew and barometric pressure of the humidity on and around your balls and asshole. (grundle)
Man, my dew point is about 100% right now. It's like a rain forest down there.
by twsamuels May 13, 2005
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Having an Average Weekend

Name of the rock-based instrumental tune that opened and closed the syndicated Canadian TV show, THE KIDS IN THE HALL (1990s).

The song was performed by a rock trio called "Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet," which name is, unfortunately, one character too long to fit the 30-character limit for tags. The band (1984-1991) was based in Toronto and one of its members was/is friends with one of the Kids in the Hall. Shadowy Men had a successful career in its relatively brief life and has a reputation as both innovative and influential, in that it fused Punk with Surf styles. The group's bassist, Reid Diamond, died of cancer in 1991.

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See also UrbanDictionary listing: Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet.
"Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet" is an unusual name, even for an indie band."

"A lot of their tunes have quirky names, too: consider "Having an Average Weekend," which The Kids In The Hall used as the intro / outro music for their show."

"TMI! Unless I can win a bar bet with it."

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by al-in-chgo March 1, 2010
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Average

Average. (Adjective)
As an adjective it describes something that is in no way superior or inferior to the rest of it's kind.

When describing something as average we often mean it performed it's purpose but with no perks.

Average. (Noun)
As a noun an average is a statisical measurement. In short, an average is the most common thing in a group. In a group of animals for instance, the most common animal might be birds.
Adjective
The Handbag was average, since it served only it's purpose.

Noun
The average number of people in wembley stadium during a match is 75,000
by Super_James April 12, 2009
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average

Fat. Term used by just about every fat chick who ever placed a personals ad. Since the AVERAGE size for women is a size 14, fatties rejoyce in glee when they can use this instead of BBW.
SWF, 30 average in size looking for an eating partner.
by xzybit February 16, 2005
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average ho

The average ho is typically a 6 or 7 on the scale from 1 to 10. This is the girl that will suck and fuck you pretty much whenever and is always good for a booty call. Is known to work harder in bed to make up for lack of looks and or personality.
See Tabatha at the bar? She is an average ho.
by pimphanded September 16, 2009
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Average User

A term sometimes used by wannabe geeks in a derogatory sense to add credence to their questionable knowledge.
Yes, it has extended functionalities and API's and it's a logical progression, but there's still nothing to get super excited about. Average user won't notice the difference.
by monaxle May 15, 2012
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