Louisville Abortion

Terminating a pregnancy with a baseball bat.

My girl just told me she was pregnant, but I gave a her a louisville abortion.

by snoopydg63 October 19, 2010

abortion

The act of terminating a life before he or she has had a chance for natural survival. Also a symptom of a society that has failed women. The rate of abortions in the United States could be reduced with logical prevention measures such as single parent housing at universities, more sex education in schools, better state adoption laws and awareness, and better general social support for single parents.

She'd heard that giving up her kid would be too hard, so Jenna decided to have an abortion.

by shouldbewritingapaper December 27, 2008

adoption

A 1.4 billion dollar industry in which American couples buy a baby from a third world country for $10,000 to $50,000 USD. There is a strong correlation between the price of the baby and the race of the baby.

During the selection process, every attempt is made to purchase a non-defective human.

Significant portions of the transaction wind up lining the pockets of corrupt third world government officials and shady the non-profit orgagizations involved in connecting the buyers of babies with the sellers of babies.

Angelina Jolie recently paid a lot of money in a shady Tijuana adoption transaction and she wound up getting ripped off.

by Stork Vangutenberg February 20, 2008

retroactive abortion

the act of eliminating people that should not be on the planet.

Stupid religious fucks deserve to be retroactively aborted.

by britchick March 4, 2004

Cubicle Abortion

n. A firing, or purge (multiple-firings), at an office. The act of forcibly removing someone from his/her cubicle or office space.

The third quarter report at Brad's company was terrible, and everyone is expecting a round of cubicle abortions.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

christian abortion

Ditching an unwanted baby in a dumpster, or a randomly selected doorstep, etc. due to religious convictions or certain circumstances which would otherwise prevent a traditional abortion.

Alice got boned by Jim at a party and ended up pregnant, but thanks to her staunch anti-abortion background, fetus flushing was out of the question. So she went by way of the Christian Abortion instead and jettisoned the new born into the dumpster behind pizza hut.

by Shit, I lost my wallet August 16, 2014

Post-natal abortion

The act of aborting a newborn infant after it is born.

US forbids abortions in the third trimester of pregnancy...they never said anything about the fourth.

Post-natal abortion is the solution to pollution.

by Chunkys December 19, 2008