snatch addict

Snatch Addict-One who is addicted to the vagina. Consumed in the thought of the female sex.
<Snatch> noun - refering to the female genatalia (vulva/vagina)
<Addict> transitive verb - To occupy (oneself) with or involve (oneself) in something habitually or compulsively:
by Profane1 May 06, 2006
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static addict

A person addicted to fighting and arguing.A person who thrives on friction and drama.
Johnny can't help himself anymore he is picking fights with everyone he is becoming a real static addict.
by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009
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Forum Addict

These people originate on the Eastern coast of the USA. Often these individuals visit internet forums and post statements that make no sense and are of no relevance to the topic that is being discussed.
They have no control of their disorder and will stop at nothing to get another pointless sentance posted on some forum.
Quentin7234: Why did that guy just post on the forum that his dog doesn't eat sugar free biscuits, when this forum is about Battlefield 2?
Soothie1932: I think that guy is a "Forum Addict", he posts on average 43 times a day on this site and I am yet to see him make any sense.
Quentin7234: Well, I wish he would stop. He makes me uncomfortable.
by Paul Fleming July 13, 2006
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marijuana addiction

A make-believe condition invented by the pharmaceutical industry and the right wing politicians that they lobby and make contributions to.This "condition" was created in an effort to scare people into doing their drugs, which actually are addictive. If the multipurpose cure-all cannibis were decriminalized, the pharmaceutical industry would tank.
Marijuana addiction is crippling our Middle American communities.
by the mutant June 24, 2005
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candy addict

A person who has a passion for candy, and craves it constantly. Often these people are bloggers or candy reviewers, but anyone can be a candy addict. Don't be fooled, stay above the influence of candy addicts.
"The candy addict had a collection of sweets tucked away in their car in case of emergencies"

"No wonder Steve got so fat, he's a total candy addict"
by Sue Pirnova June 17, 2008
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sex addict

1. Someone who is addicted to sex, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.

2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
1. "I can't believe I had sex with HIM last night...he has every STD known to man, and a few known only to dogs. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and he happened to be right there. I hate being a sex addict."

2. "Baby...it wasn't my fault I slept with your sister...I'm a sex addict...I can't help it.."
by Kenari Marks June 28, 2006
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love addict

Someone who obsesses and/or fantasizes about someone else who is never going to love them back the way they want.

Love addicts often fall in love with other addicts, people who are in committed relationships, people who aren't even aware that they exist, or people who are more than happy to abuse and use them.

A love addict's behavior can quickly get out of control, moving from simple fantasizing to stalking. Their moods can shift from euphoria to depression, depending on whether or not they are getting what they want from their love object. They usually need the other person to define their value and self worth, and will often hop from one relationship to another looking for The One.
Milly found Michael's frequent texts asking for her time and attention so annoying that she finally blocked his number. After just one date, she felt his attention was just a little over the top. Sadly, Michael, a love addict, was clueless and continued to pine after Milly long after she had forgotten about him.
by Your Love Voice March 16, 2015
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