christian abortion

Ditching an unwanted baby in a dumpster, or a randomly selected doorstep, etc. due to religious convictions or certain circumstances which would otherwise prevent a traditional abortion.

Alice got boned by Jim at a party and ended up pregnant, but thanks to her staunch anti-abortion background, fetus flushing was out of the question. So she went by way of the Christian Abortion instead and jettisoned the new born into the dumpster behind pizza hut.

by Shit, I lost my wallet August 16, 2014

Post-natal abortion

The act of aborting a newborn infant after it is born.

US forbids abortions in the third trimester of pregnancy...they never said anything about the fourth.

Post-natal abortion is the solution to pollution.

by Chunkys December 19, 2008

living abortion

someone who is not wanted in life. useless mistake. the world would be better without them.

That asshole is a living abortion

by crazyhoz October 6, 2008

Octagon Abortion

Using your knees as a way of abortion rather than visiting a professional.

A: Are you going to the doctor's to get an abortion?
B: No, I'm just gonna go to my MMA boyfriend's house.
A: How will that help?
B: He's gonna give me an octagon abortion.

by theflah March 26, 2010

Failed Abortion

Really loud. Gets an urge to kill cute things and is a pedo but doesn’t realise it. #theyrealsoreallycuteandhaveaheartofgoldbutlikeyeh

Hey Dylan did you see failed abortion yesterday?
I sure did she was so loud

by McGlynnEvan December 20, 2019

Whore's abortion

Originating in Ireland, this is highly offensive.
Being called a whore's abortion, means you are as worthless as a prostitute's aborted baby.
Which is pretty worthless. Can also be pronounced as "Hoor's abortion"

"Jesus Jimmy, no need to ride the cat, you dirty rotten whore's abortion."
Or
"You're as worthless as a whore's abortion."

by Zimmerframe75 October 11, 2011

abortion stork

The stork that takes away unwanted babies. Can also be used metaphorically to describe any number of circumstances where undesirable results need to be dealt with.

"Tom just told me that he had a condom break last night during some rough riding!!! I told him that his lady friend is gonna be getting a visit from the abortion stork if she doesn’t hurry up and get Plan-B"

"Some landscape guys just dumped a huge pile of dirt in front of my house! They better abortion stork that shit out of there before I go postal"

by romeojul March 13, 2010