Aunti Church

In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly
Our Fatty
Who eats unshaven
Hallowed Be thy name
Thy Kingdom ate
The garden gate
on earth as it is at easter
Give us this day our daily macdonalds
and munch out on watercress
or just try to eat less
for eating the kingdom
the cake and the glory
forever and ever Amen.
by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004
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Aunty Clap

Dude, your Aunt Millie is a total Aunty Clap!
by Richie.innit September 24, 2009
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aunty beth

When your mother or someone like your mother masturbates a friend of yours using the anti-splash method.
by Coulers January 21, 2017
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Auntie Blaire

A trans person who throws other trans people under the bus in order to gain a footing in society and be seen as the rare "good trans person"
Should be commended for their acrobatic skills; the mental gymnastics required to balance their own humanity while capitulating to transphobia is Olympic level worthy. If only they didn't oppose trans people participating in sports, they could win gold.
"Can you believe she said Eve wasn't a real woman because she hasn't had surgery yet?" "I know, she is such an Auntie Blaire"
by Adama and Eve October 06, 2020
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aunty yvonne

Satan‘s little sister. She is a very old lady, who is stern and strict, and straightforward. She does not like getting calls during the day. People may look at her as sweet, but others may look at her as an old strict grandma. I wouldn’t recommend her as a great Aunty. No one wants to have an encounter with that old lady.
I wouldn’t recommend Aunty Yvonne, she’s very stern and strict, and she does not want you calling her. It’s best to delete her number, because when she calls you back, you won’t get a good response. Aunty Yvonne is Satan‘s little sister.
by Pjudge December 16, 2022
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Aunty Kedea

Aunty Kedea

'The Aunty Kedea' is the greatest person you'll ever meet, she is bright and rare, talented and loved by everyone.
Her personality is warm and comfortable and strong and capable. She helps anyone who needs it at anytime whatsoever and is always giving and has her kayak moments because she is always strong and bright and sometimes for too long but that makes her the greatest person anyone could meet. There wouldn't be one person who wouldn't miss her presence, her heart is soo big and is felt through her vibes that are sent into the air. If you should be so lucky, she will walk into your life with guidance, love and purity that is beyond anything, and always will be there no matter what. If you ever meet her never let her go.
Aunty Kedea -(the stars,sun and moon, all together) , benevolent ,benign, affable,amiable, accommodating, outstanding.
by Lilley Love June 30, 2020
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Auntie's Visiting

"Don't want to go into the pool rn, Auntie's Visiting"
by Rosé T June 03, 2017
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