Iron Man Armor

The act of causing internal rectal bleeding then pooping and peeing on the partner. Giving the appearance of the armor Iron Man wears.

Guy#1:My girl always complains I don't satisfy her enough so I gave her an Iron Man armor.
Guy#2:High five dude!

by Anonymous Magic Man December 13, 2009

Under Armor White Tee

A white tee shirt that is so skin tight you can see right through it and read the shirt underneath. The only way this shirt can be put on is either to have it sewn on by a professional seemstress or have it spraypainted on.

Grease went to buy bullets at academy wearing his favorite Under Armor White Tee and the clerk was heard saying "hey you must really like top gun huh?"

by Ole Spends Alot January 13, 2008

Insta-Kill Body Armor®

You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!

"Ugh, I really wish this person would leave me alone!"
"You ever hear of Insta-Kill Body Armor®?"

by Dr. Awsum April 9, 2021

drama armor

A mental ability to block out the drama happening around you. It is usually wise to inform the dramatic person that you have your drama armor activated.

"I hear you, but I have my drama armor activated, so everything you are saying is just bouncing off me"

by anonymous May 11, 2021

Dame in Shining Armor

Female version of Knight in Shining Armor. A Dame is the female equivalent of a Knight in the order of knighthood.

A Dame in Shining Armor is a kind and brave woman who helps a man in trouble.

Where is my Dame in Shining Armor that will sweep me off my feet?

by Mister Arbiter May 29, 2024

Alcohol Armor

Nectar from the gods (or Angel piss) that is formulated to allow you to imbibe - and not wake up feeling like a little bitch.

I drank alcohol armor while I got hammered last night… I woke up and went to the gym. Then went to a soup kitchen - as in a gangbang in a Prius.

by Ultimo Gringo November 7, 2022

temy armor

gives 20 DF, basically doubles attack power, heals every 2nd turn, increases INV a little

costs 9999G and becomes cheaper as a undertale frisk dies
sold by cool leg temmie
AKA Temmie Armor or Temmie AR
cannot be bought in a genocide run

i always buy temy armor in an Undertale run.

by person personnium November 7, 2023