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angelo-ism

The mixing up of urban sayings therefore making them hilariously incorrect.
She had a honeycomb hairstyle in the 60's (meaning she had a beehive) - omg that's such an angelo-ism.

Did you hear this Angelo-ism today?! There are too many broths!! (instead of "There are too many cooks in the kitchen" )
by wtbhay November 1, 2018
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Angelo

Angelo is the handsomest man who has ever set foot on Earth. He knows how to love with exaggeration but also to never forgive those who hurt him. He always wants to have full control as God's emissary. It's very easy for him to tell a lie but if it's a big one the remorse will drown him. No one wants to mess with him because he can quickly outsmart everyone. He is very stubborn but at the same time deeply emotional. He strives to protect those he loves as he displays his vengeful face to those who harm them. He knows very well how to heal his wounds with the power of Heaven but also how to inflict pain with that of Hell. He has the ability to foreshadow some events of the future by analyzing the probabilities and the impact of each choice he makes. He is enormously gifted in all respects both mentally and sexually. It is not easy for him to stay completely in a relationship as we could call him a ladie's man. But when he finds his one true love after almost endless research he will devote himself fully to her. He completely loves sweets and luxury as he cannot live without them. Finally , he wants always to be the center of all attention as he will do anything to maintain it.
- What is that sudden shine!?
- Nothing just Angelo entered the room.
by A0n0g0e0l0 November 21, 2021
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Worships goats and keeps them as pets to do his evil bidding. Loves to dance w/ the devil. Preferably the tango.

Also known as the GOATface killa or jester of darkness.
That person loves goats. He’s an Angelo.
by Ujeezy7 November 22, 2021
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Angelo is a very funny sweet and smart guy he's usually really quiet but don't let that fool you he has a massive horse cock and will definitely make you cum a lot with his really good stamina.
Person 1: hey are you alright it doesn't look like your walking right?
Person 2: I got fucked by angelo and his massive horse cock all night last night!
by Illiana2341 July 27, 2021
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He is very funny smart and kind while also being the quietest in the room but don't let that fool you He also has an extremely long horse cock he's the best at fucking and will definitely make you cum he also fucks for hours on end.
Person 1: did you get dick from angelo yesterday?
Person 2: yeah duh why else would I not be able to walk today we fucked all day yesterday!
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Angelos

Angelos is a person who will not hesitate to stab you in the back when the opportunity comes. He gaslights people for his own advantage. Never trust an Angelos.
Angelos is a bitch.
by Atriola Grande November 23, 2021
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They best person I know. He is always there for me. He’s funny and gorgeous, I hope to never lose him. I love him so much
Me: oh yk Angelo?
Sophia: Yeah the gorgeous funny one where always going on abt
by MonkeyLover00 August 1, 2022
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