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Answer! Let’s look at the text on the top. It says none of the below, meaning the middle text and bottom text shouldn’t be true. The top text states that the middle text is actually false, meaning that the top text is proving itself correct. Let’s consider the top text may be true, so the middle text can’t be true. Now if we take the bottom text, it can’t be correct as we already know the middle text is false. That means we have to dislike this definition. The top text says “Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.”
by ΒITCHES May 6, 2022
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none of them

A sarcastic comment one makes when trying to inform a person they don't want to make a decision
You: What flavor of ice cream do you want?
Friend: none of them
by MegaFaggotMt October 5, 2017
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None of my business

Used to forgo any personal responsibility regarding matters for which one does not feel responsible that are otherwise your business such as paying your bills or the contents of your fridge. Made popular by Christian Na of Pittsburgh.
What happens in my apartment is none of my business.
by No I don’t want one April 19, 2021
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none-so

having no match or equal; unrivalled; unparalleled; unequalled. Also non-so.
Stefi Graf was once none-so in women's tennis.
by uttam maharjan July 1, 2011
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None of my business

Ukrainian men are dying so you can get fucked by fat cocks you piece of shit.
Hym "Nothing is none of my business. You're a bigot."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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mention none

by iDoSamus February 26, 2018
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two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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