Phi Alpha Gamma

ΦΑΓ - Greek letters that spell out the word fag.

ΦΑΓ - A fraternity for gay people.

Jim: I heard that Phi Alpha Gamma is loaded with ass-spanking fun.

Dave: It is if you are gay.

by Kegged January 14, 2009

alpaca

fluffy animals who love jazz, and jazz loves them.

the alpaca did not spit on jazz

by captain-awesome!!! December 26, 2011

Alpha n00b

The god of all n00bs, Alpha n00b Pwns all other n00bs and is the ruler of n00b kingdom

Omg That n00b is an Alpha n00b! hes almost good enough to not be a n00b

by Adam Valdez August 30, 2007

alpha weezel

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.

I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!

by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

Alph-nade

An Alph-nade is an adjective given to a completly random frag granade thown in a multiplayer video game, which kills one or more opponents. Originated in Halo 2.
When the alph-nader (n00b) has successfully performed an alph-nade, the universal celebration is to to cry "ohhhhhhh omg i R so awsuM!!!!11!!!

During a COD4 session:

Spetsnaz team - "oh for fucks sake they are throwing Alph-nades again"
Man on Spetsnaz team using eavesdrop perk hears - "Ohhhh omg i R so awsuM!!!!11!!!"

by TheBlindDawg July 4, 2009

alpha 799

from the work unit code (WUC) book in the military meaning " no error found" read as "operator error"

sorry LT i had to alpha 799 you on that discrepancy. you may need to read up on the on/off switch location.

by tren34135 December 17, 2009

Alpha Hag

The primary hag within a group of homosexual men. She is known for dominance over any other hag introduced into the group, and is favored over any other hag. The Alpha Hag is often the most aggressive type of hag, and knows how to keep her gays from the threat of another hag stealing them away.
It's often said that in order for one homosexual man to meet another, he must go through the Alpha Hag for approval.

I was trying to get this guy's attention but his Alpha Hag kept me away - guess she didn't like me?

by CRizzle11 June 18, 2011