Alfons

An extremely sexy man who is loved by the ladys. Siganture move is to show them his huge ding dong.

Dude, you are such an Alfons! The ladys love you and your ding dong is bigger than my house!

by ol'man jakey February 7, 2019

Alfia

Beautiful individual, loud, embarrassing, honest, funny, great story teller, confidence, loveable, kind, motherly, crazy, fizzy hair, tan, big blown eyes- Gorgeous. The easiest person you would very speak too, but also the most embarrassing person EVER! She will always help you when you are in need, but beware she can be very very LOUD. Great singer and and dancer, popular with all ages, always in the spot light, loves taking photographs but never in them- But when she is she is in the middle "The Spot Light", model legs everyone is always jealous of her long tan legs. A complainer always has something to whin about, hates mess, smart, "good at English" and a down to Earth person. Loves the letter A and the number 7 and very superstitious. Outgoing.

Teacher: Who is that person yelling?
Student: Yelling no that's just Alfia.

Alfia: Sorry Miss I was telling a story about my fish ’It drowned yesterday, it was tragic'

Boy: Damn who's that girl her legs are Amazing?
Other Boy: That would be my girlfriend... Alfia.

by James. Bond August 20, 2013

Alfredo

The most real Motherfucker out. Alfredo will always have your back and defend you in most cases. He isn't scared of flirting with another mans girl. Alfredo is usually really funny and the type to even make a teacher laugh.

Alfredo is so damn funny like... damn.

by mrStealyogirlJose January 28, 2019

alford lake camp

a summer camp where blueberry blues are worn, songs are sung, and girls have fun. if you don't attend, you are missing out on the best 4th of july ever, some great sailing, and a ton of awesome people. this fun can be experienced in the kingsized full session or the fun-sized half session.

Camper: I leave for Alford Lake Camp tomorrow.
Friend: Oohhh I'm so jealous of all the fun you're going to have riding, swimming, sailing, and stuff.
Camper: Yeaaaaa, I know.

by hannah613 April 25, 2010

Alfie

A name.Alfie's are kind-hearted all through their life, they wouldn't hurt a fly(unless provoked) Alfie's always stick up for friends(even people they haven't been getting on well with)An Alfie would be the best boyfriend or friend they are, Awsome,cool,tough,caring,protective and they will allows be curious about things.Most of the time Alfie's are depressed so if you know one be Grateful you do.

Kid"Did you hear about what happened to Alfie"?
Other kid"yeah,let's go cheer him up"

by AnAwsomeGuy November 23, 2014

Alfie deyes

A shitty British vlogger

Alfie Deyes uploaded a new video...a year ago. It's just vlogs now.

by Johnoliver'slover April 19, 2018

Alfred E. Neuman

the mascot/logo for MAD Magazine, represented by a person with freckles, buck teeth, messy brown/ginger hair big lips and a rediculous grin.

(person one)hey look, the new issue of MAD magazine

(person two) how do you know its a MAD magazine (aside from the giant title on the front cover)

(person one) because of the picture of alfred e newman

by m-37 January 27, 2005