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agnostic book of caustic

A book that rivals the bible in manner of words and format, but is done in an agnostic editorial style.
Man, don't preach to me till your read the Agnostic Book of Caustic.
by Dr Michael Shriverhelm February 14, 2014
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agnostic atheism all the way

Agnostic Atheism All The Way/AAATW/ aaatw

Agnostic atheists are atheistic because they do not hold a belief in the existence of any deity and agnostic because they claim that the existence of a deity is either unknowable in principle or currently unknown in fact.

For Dumb People:
Agnostic Atheists don't believe in god(s) because there is nothing obvious scientific there to make them think other wise and they are agnostic because there is nothing to prove that there is no possibility of a god existing.

Atheism for evolution and agnostic for the truth.

This is to be contributed to the unnamed war of the internet of atheism vs theist.
Person A: yo, what is your religion?
Person X: agnostic atheism all the way!
Person A: what the fuck?
Person X: you don't know what it is?
Person A: fuck no!
Person X: itsssssss..................
by theWorldMaker October 13, 2015
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Someone who has never made a decision in their life.
Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!
by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
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Agnostic

A person who can't make up their mind.
Jane was asked " Do you believe in God" & she answered* Maybe, maybe not, I"m agnostic, I'm not suppose to know "
by pettie2U October 4, 2019
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Agnostic

Don't care one way or the other. I don't have an opinion on the matter.
I'm AGNOSTIC to who does the work - I just want the work done.
by jxn June 11, 2025
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Agnostic

The kind of person who's an agnostic is usually the same kind of person to claim to be a person of science when that's convenient, in case anybody questions their religious views. The kind of person to think science answers and satisfies a broad range of questions if god or religion does not, that way they're always a step ahead of anybody who doesn't think science, and claiming to be a person of science makes them look serious at times that being a person of god would not (hence the changing from person of god to agnostic, since no belief was held sacred in the first place).
An agnostic thinks their scientific views and scientist friends make them more credible and qualified to make rules or laws for other people and give them orders or restrictions in daily life than people are to make their own rules and determine their own limits and moderations to live by.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
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situationally agnostic

To not care or have indifference to a decision or outcoming of a circumstance.
I am totally situationally agnostic if you crash at my place or not
Situationally agnostic people are pretty chill
by rickbb August 2, 2014
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