Same as rear admiral, but performed while the man is engaged in anal sex with the woman.
This is a pun on the naval grades of rear admiral (lower half) and read admiral (upper half) which are equivalent to an army/marine/air force brigadier general and major general respectively.
This is a pun on the naval grades of rear admiral (lower half) and read admiral (upper half) which are equivalent to an army/marine/air force brigadier general and major general respectively.
Light brown stains with red sprinkles testified to my first successful completion of a Rear Admiral (Upper Half) in the lobby of the motel 6.
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Dude so I pulled "The Admiral Akbar" last night. I was fingering this girl, when I jammed my finger into her ass it was so hard to get out I had to yell out "It's a Trap!!"
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1. A sexual act in which Figure One stands at attention with their hands behind their back while Figure Two performs fellatio while on their knees.
Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.
Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.
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Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
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Zack: No dude Aokiji or Akainu is def better
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Nathan: shut up
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"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
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