Slow as dick

When something is slower then a 80 year old man's dick getting hard.

Yo man, your car is slow as dick.

by Gold 123456789 October 27, 2013

Slow Burner

Someone who it takes some time to realize the amazing-ness of. Someone that you become truly passionate for. Also, anything with this quality.

Kate is a total slow burner. At first I didn't think there was much there, but now, good God!

by Alex Hartley October 24, 2008

lookin slow

Not about to happen

Joey: You wanna go to movies today?
Mike: I don't have any money it's lookin slow for me

by prw1999 November 22, 2016

drive slow

the kanye west, paul wall & GLC song which supposivly talks about "slowing down your car when you see them hoes" or don't take life too quickly

"With the girls a lot a flirtin and all, dawg, f**k all that flirtin', I'm tryin' to get in some draws, so put me on with these hoes homey, he told me don't rush to get grown drive slow homey"

by #1 UseRName November 6, 2005

slow as balls

Very slow. Refers to the snail's pace at which the testicles are retracted upward into the groin area when exposed to cool temperatures.

Dangit, this data connection is slow as balls! I wish my iPhone was on Verizon...

by audioman42 May 11, 2010

Slow Swimmer

Someone who is not very smart- as in he was the product of one of the slow swimming sperm.

He doesn't understand, he was a slow swimmer or he is a slow swimmer.

by DetroitVince January 10, 2014

slow chat

verb. to chat slowly until the other party (or parties) involved loses interest in chatting.

I'm slow chatting this girl so she'll finally realize that i'm not interested in her.

by cool-squid April 24, 2007