Joe Moment

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Statement
Situation

A point at which mental function reaches its apex minimal levels causing a negative surge in brain synapses leading to the most simple and straightforward tasks becoming difficult and near impossible
"Did you see the guy mopping with the wooden end of the mop? "
"I know bro, what a Joe moment."
by Fabius Bile January 26, 2021
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Gungo Moment

A gungo moment generally consist of being Schrödinger douchebag, stealing or trying to use dead memes, creating uncomfortable situations, stealing ideas, forcing yourself into things where you’re not wanted.
“I think I’m gonna go as Buzz Lightyear for Halloween.”
“That’s so crazy I’m actually also going as Buzz!! Let’s match.”
“Gungo Moment.”
by The Hamburger (Joe) January 08, 2023
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sober moment

when shit gets mad serious and you need to act 100% clean and sober.
Oh fuck, sober moment guys. I spilt the beer on my moms bed
by negro hero July 27, 2009
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Dion Moment

a goober moment, a moment of being a silly little goofy little goober, also based
Dion Moment
by cumdog July 03, 2022
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Giraffe Moment

When you laugh or remember something someone said..hours, days or weeks later after they said it. Something that takes a little time to travel from one part of your body or brain to another and takes time for you to get it.
I had a Giraffe Moment on that story you told me last week.. I was driving to work and could not stop laughing .
by craiglam April 10, 2019
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Grum Moment

When you screw up really badly, ultimately misrepresenting the people you work for.
"Hey Jackson, no rape in the office!"
"Sorry sir, I had a Grum moment"
by 5#!7 August 18, 2014
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Aleppo moment

When your mind draws a blank when asked a question you should know the answer to
"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment."

-- Gary Johnson
by RankledSphincter September 30, 2016
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