Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.

I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.

by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023

Buddha Paganism

Buddha Paganism is a spiritual path that fuses elements of Paganism and Buddhism into a unified belief system. It combines Paganism's reverence for nature, seasonal cycles, and polytheistic or animistic traditions with Buddhist principles such as mindfulness, meditation, and the pursuit of enlightenment. In Buddha Paganism, practitioners might honor nature as sacred, engage in rituals connected to natural cycles, and focus on personal spiritual growth while embracing Buddhist concepts like karma, impermanence, and compassion. This path seeks to balance a connection to the Earth with the cultivation of inner peace and wisdom.

Quote: Buddha Paganism is the harmony of nature's wisdom and the path to inner peace. It honors the Earth while seeking enlightenment within.

by Astra Moonstone September 11, 2024

stoned buddha

When a religious person gets high/stoned

Person 1: Yo matty ur we’re so stoned Buddha last night
Matty: fax

by Can someone tell me who asked April 9, 2020

Buddha Ears

Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.

Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!

by 94Lex January 19, 2020

MC BUDDHA

NOUN: A RAPPER WHO GETS SOBER AND STARTS RAPPING ABOUT RECOVERY.

Since he quit using he has become an MC BUDDHA and only spits rhymes about recovery.

by Gordy W. April 28, 2025

gnome buddha

A god that everyone should worship it is featured in a bunch of demonic pinhole camera photos and has becoming a growing religion called m.f.g

all hail the gnome Buddha

by gnomebuddhashouldbeworshipped May 23, 2020

Windy Buddha

Immediately after climaxing with your partner in missionary position, stand over them and get into a deep horse stance and fart directly into their face.

If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.

After I was done having sex last night I gave her a Windy Buddha.

Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.

by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024