Thick Salad

Someone who thinks they're a skinny legend, but aren't actually.

See her? She's a thick salad. don't talk to her.

by Whiskerando August 13, 2018

The Dark Salad

The final stage of decomposition of a long forgotten turd in a seldom used bathroom.

Dude, what degenerate bastard left the dark salad in your downstairs toilet?

by eskimoprizefighter January 11, 2008

have a salad

(v) To calm or sober down. Used in context to deescalate a situation, to ease an upset person, or to get someone to shut up.

"No, no, no, man, it's alright. Take it easy, man, take it easy. Have a salad."

by Supastar October 8, 2005

Salad

A word used for alocholic beverages.

Nonun: Did you have salad last night?
Verb: Are we salading tonight?

by Ocerg1 December 10, 2006

Shooting Salad

The incoherent babble issuing forth from the mouth of an extremely intoxicated person. Most often experienced in the company of an ecstasy user who is ate up (coming down hard).

Derived from the popular Salad Shooter "As Seen On TV" product, which was remarkable for its ability to process any vegetable into a flying stream of salad toppings.

Man, that dude is shooting salad! He just told me, "Bunny loafer gizmo found leaf order instituted."

by kilsek January 6, 2005

Shit Salad

1. (Noun) A very sticky situation.
ex.

2. (Noun) The Act of shitting all over someone.

"This is a real shit salad you got here Ricky."

by rabertha March 4, 2009

noodle salad

A bunch of blokes putting their flaccid cocks into a girls mouth.

Edward, Alex and Kyle were giving Samantha the best noodle salad of her life

by CaptainNando March 14, 2016