Front Butt

When a person is so large, so huge, just basically a fat ass that is so bizarrely BIG that their genital area is increased in size, it is increased so that it looks like your vagina has been blown up like an inflatable mattress and now looks like you have two butts: your ass, and the butt located at your private parts.
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Front Butt
by Ranmaker34 February 21, 2009
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y-fronts

old-fashioned underpants so called because the fly is made up of an upside down Y shape allowing quick access but still affording cover
Chris "Y-fronts" B***** MP was so excited by Tony's first election victory that he lowered his trousers in public and started masturbating, while singing Things Can Only Get Better and inviting men to perform oral sex on him.
Call me old-fashioned, but what's wrong with a glass of champagne
by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003
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front page

I came into the office at 6am and there she is, right on the front page, taking a dump on freddie's chest.
by T. Polkinghorne March 25, 2008
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Faux Fronts

Fake gold teeth that poor fake or faux wannabe gangsta rappers wear to look like rich wannabe gangsta rappers.
Fat Ed - yo dawg your gold teeth are peeling..

Skinny D - Word, I shouldn't have bought these damn faux fronts off that guy in the street.
by DMP June 10, 2005
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front bubbler

When a woman farts and the air has nowhere to pass out back so it escapes through the vagina lips.
Better lift a cheek or you'll get that uncomfortable front bubbler.
by Melly C May 22, 2014
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Front Up

v. to turn up or make an appearance. Old fashioned / military slang, used to differentiate showing your front from retreating - showing your back. Sounds more decisive, too.
"I say, you chaps has better make jolly sure you front up at 12.00 hours, eh?"
by Satandog February 26, 2006
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Soldier Front

A crappy online FPS game that any one can play. It's free to download. The graphics suck and it's full of 9 year old fags that talk shit when you kill them.
-You kill a noob-

Noob:WTF?!
Noob:Get a life noob
You: Wow just because I killed you
Noob: stfu

-You then realize how much Soldier Front Sucks-
by TheWindSoldier April 03, 2010
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