A dingle root is a beautiful baby maker that guys have to insert in the slot o create a potential new owner of a dingle root.
by Gshat April 03, 2017
The end product after a prolonged period of wet farting where the fart juice dries into a crust mixed with the butthairs, creating a net-like quagmire.
Jesus! I just took a shit and it ripped through my dingle net! My cornhole is sorer than a motherfucker!
by Bill B. June 24, 2005
A person in a class setting acting in a manner in which he/she will provoke a teacher or student to become confused or angered.
by Angela's_fav_chemist March 05, 2009
Brett, your such a dingle muncher.
by Joe Cady October 20, 2006
by patrico December 20, 2007
An image of a Pennsauken high school football player who is featured in a series of "goof ahh" shitpost memes. The image comes from a screenshot of a PC login screen for a man with the same name.
by Jewishemorrhoid April 07, 2022
by That damn fool December 18, 2019