cunt diaper

n. sanitary napkin (drawing on perceived similarities between feminine pads and baby diapers) Used by author Stephen King in the novel 'Gerald's Game.'

My cunt diaper leaked today, so I ruined a new pair of underwear by getting menstrual blood all over the crotch.

by Mr. Dude Man July 07, 2006

diaper head

A derogatory name for someone of Middle-Eastern descent. Probably the most common usage is in reference to Selami bin Hiden, I mean Osama bin Laden. Especially given the circumstances in Iraq, a diaper head is not a good thing to be.

Redneck 1: "Dude, look at that diaper head over there at the pump"

Redneck 2: "Gawdamnnit! Where's my gun?"

by Jaegermeister May 19, 2005

diaper tea

The shallow, warm kiddie pool at the public pool or swim club.

Specifically, the water in the kids' pool.

I took Jr. to the local pool and he wanted to play in the diaper tea.

I was watching my kid at the kiddie pool when some little jerk splashed me with diaper tea.

by rpetras April 19, 2010

diaper hat

Must-have apparel for anyone answering to "shitferbrains".

Hey shitferbrains, where's your diaper hat?

by jammyboil October 21, 2007

hair diaper

A stretch of hair that spans from ones head to their anal region in a continuous swath.

The wookie beast in the hot tub sported a hair diaper of epic proportions.

by Monobrow Luke February 20, 2011

golden diaper

noun: something that looks good on the outside, but is complete shit on the inside.

Jennifer Lopez was the most shiniest golden diaper of the early part of the last decade.

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 04, 2010

Diaper bagging

When a diaper on a baby/toddler flops in or around the face of the adult playing with him/her multiple times. Similar to tea bagging. Especially gross when the diaper is filled with excrement.

Did you see your little brother diaper bagging your mom on the floor?

by nunyabiznass4444 January 07, 2010