cat

Not a dog.

Okay?

Cats are not dogs. Dogs are not cats. That should be enough information for you, n00b!

by OLOL April 13, 2007

Cats

Awesome animals that kick your asses if you pet them, they FUCKING CHASE Ghosts. Cats are awesome. That reason is the cats are awesome at kicking asses.

These cats just fucked me...

by Cats_Are_BOSS! February 8, 2019

Cat

A gay, hedonistic proto-dog. The cat is probably the only untamed domestic animal as it has no need for humans, only uses them in the facilitating of its ritualistic food, sleep, and orgy habits.

The only animal known to man that when talked to, can express the concept "fuck off, fuck off now" without moving a muscle.

The cat will eat you when you die alone in your apartment.

by Late_Edition July 30, 2010

Cat

Cats are adorable, fluffy creatures. Some prefer hunting small animals, some prefer staying at home lying around. Most of them enjoy sleeping, but some like to jump around outside. All species of cats are adorable!

Can i play with your cat?

by lame amy May 8, 2018

Cat

Cute balls of fluff who may murder you in your sleep.
A.K.A Felines

Friend 1: Where is he? He didn't come to work!
Friend 2: His cat murdered him.
Friend 1: Oh ok.

by DAVID BAE TENNANT March 15, 2015

cats

smol demons

cats are smol demons, cute ones tho

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020

Cat

A feline fluffy creature that has knives for feet, cats meow

Curiousity killed the cat

by MizzyDaCat August 31, 2022