Ben Cade Johnson

A complete moron

He’s is stoopid that he doesn’t even know that everyone thinks he is hilarious

Oh look Ben Cade Johnson is doing that thing again

by Old handle boi November 6, 2019

cade falgout

A piece of shit on the bottom of a shoe owned by a fag who likes 50's music.

You look like a cade falgout today.

by south terrebonne April 16, 2009

Cade

A man whore

‘Hey you know Cade??’
‘The manwhore?’
‘Yes him’

by Solra August 21, 2024

Cade

the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. he has beautiful blonde hair and bright blue eyes. he has a smile that lights you the entire room. he has the laugh that makes you so nervous yet so joyful. he’s so confident but is still humble. he always speaks his mind. i wish i could tell him how i really feel about him.

“Did you hear what Cade said today?”
“Yes omg it was so funny!”

by hopelessromanticteen October 29, 2020

Cade Reed

Brayden's Bitch

Cade Reed is Brayden's Bitch in any and all games as well as life itself

by BlueBomber250 March 10, 2020

Cade Boyle

He is a very handsome man. He usually plays soccer and is pretty good at it. He is typically strawberry blonde and pretty muscular. He is super hot and even though he might not know it, he’s pulling all the ladies. Cade is very sweet and smart. He is very special, so if you have a Cade in your life you are truly lucky.

Girl 1: OMG do you that boy? Who is that?
Girl 2: That’s Cade Boyle super sweet and a total hottie. He plays soccer too.

by anonymous February 8, 2022

Cade Cruzen

One of the biggest pussies I know of. Throughout my life I have met two Cade Cruzens and wish I never had. He was the worst athlete I had ever seen, basically looked like his feet were stuck in quick sand. What a fuckin pussy I shit on that kid everyday in the halls. Now this isn't from first hand experience but if i recall correctly both Cades I met were most likely gay. It's a sad day anytime someone is named Cade Cruzen.

Can you believe that pussy? Oh wait it was Cade Cruzen.

by fjwfhjweiofnwefowejfoirwf August 21, 2019