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Zeus

What the??!! Zeus.

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by 2012021 February 23, 2021
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Zeus

Greek god of lightning. If its a woman, he rapes her.
Man that exists: Zeus, how do you have so much children?

Zeus: *Chad grin*
by A man that exists May 4, 2022
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Zeus

As far as mythology goes, if Hades could be stopped by humans, so could Zeus. Zeus knew that, and therefore desperately tried to keep them loving him instead of rising against him, the way they did his brother. The story is similar to the ones the scribes wrote in the bible. The scribes wrote this stuff to keep people going to church and giving the church their money, instead of rising against people like the scribes, who fear(ed) the masses.
Zeus has no power he's not given by humans because he is not real. He was written by humans who wanted to stay in power.
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021
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Zeus

One of the gods that brought plagues to humans that weren't scared of him along with the gods that served him like

his brother Hades.
Zeus didn't like it too much when people stood up to him, he hated it to the point that he would pretend to be on their side when they cleaned up the mess he made.
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021
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Zeus

He is the nicest person ever. Don't be fooled by Greek Mythology, for the one and only person he loves is Hera. When they talk about their love; they talk about a garden.
They looked at each other and never looked back.

It's not about taking Hera's side, or Zeus's side, but more like the bigger picture-- of them together both happy. So when you praise them, praise both for their love-- that's eternal.

We get the bigger picture wrong, thinking it's one side vs the other, but when you put it together, it's moreso them together fighting for the bigger cause.

So write about how much he loves his wife, and write how much he love everyone, and write about Hera as being the number one, because that is what they probably want everyone to remember in the end.

Write about their love, because, in the end, it's always Hera and Zeus.

So Zeus, I hope we write about you two being in love, happy, and complete, for when we read about you, we read about how you two always come back to each other in the end.
That's Zeus for you, forgiving as always.
by Rowsea July 16, 2020
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Zeus's Peril

Having no idea what to do with one's umbrella when entering a building. Often after walking in the rain.
He felt nice and dry walking to his house, but Zeus's peril struck him with great intensity when he saw his carpeted floors.
by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022
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