ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it

Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.

by April 10, 2022

Shitotron 9000

its as simple as it gets. Its your fucking butthole what else would it be.

Friend 1: Hey I just got done using the bathroom.
Friend 2: Did you use the ol' shitotron 9000?
Friend 1: Sure did.

by momfucker9000 June 08, 2020

I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you wanna get a Gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you really I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

by A weird retigger June 08, 2024

like 9000

The most. More than anything.

It’s the best.

My homies weed is like 9000.

That show last night was like 9000

by Like 9000 May 26, 2023

Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.

Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”

by Yesdadyes January 04, 2020

Nigg Nigg 9000

Robotic variant of a man, typically from Africa

"Ayo its the brand new Nigg Nigg 9000!"

by ibuyandsellniggas27 May 13, 2023

The Squeezington 9000

“The Squeezington 9000” is a word used for tetrahydracanibol and vitamin e dank frank dab cartridgez that only dank memers use

The Squeezington 9000 is hitting hella freaking hard dude

by RealRalphHendry March 16, 2023