1-10 Female attractiveness scale

How many hours after a woman is dead you would have sex with her. If she has been dead for 10 hours she is a 10.

John: "Steve what the fuck are you doing she's been dead for 5 hours?"
Steve: "You're right she's a four at best"
~1-10 Female attractiveness scale~

by Casket and Craddle Robber August 28, 2016

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A horrible sexist way of rating women based on their outer beauty

Guy 1: Yo look at dat ass!
Guy 2: Man, come on. She's a 7
Guy 1: A 7? What do you mean?
Guy 2: On the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale. She's only a 7.

by the.krustykrab.pizza August 29, 2016

Scale of 1-10

1- You’re not attractive

2- You’re not easy to look at but you have maybe around 1 good feature
3- You’re not too hard to look at, but still not considered to be pretty
4- You’re not too bad and you have a few good things about you
5- You’re on the verge of being pretty
6- You’re pretty but not THAT pretty
7- You’re pretty and not someone that someone would be ashamed to be with

8- You’re beautiful and someone others would chase
9- You’re hella pretty and make others envy you

10- WOAH YOURE A STUNNER

NOTE: Remember your number doesn’t defy you and you’re gorgeous in your own way, these are just on a different scale than what some may prefer. Just remember you’re still beautiful even if a number says otherwise.

What am I on a scale of 1-10?

by Chiccychey February 8, 2019

110th base

When someone puts a mentos into a diet coke, then stickes their cock in the bottle and reaches orgasms and thus cums.

guy 1: dude i reached 110th base last night it was awsome

girl 1: lets try it together, let me suck u off

by assassin3 June 11, 2011

1-10 Scale

1. Normal person
2. Normal person
3. Normal person
4. Normal person
5. Normal person
6. Normal person

7. Normal person
8. Normal person
9. Normal person
10. Perfection/ not actually seen in the wild
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12. My Girlfriend <3, past perfection.

"Alexa you are a 12 out of 10 on the 1-10 scale"
"Ray your girlfriend is a 12 out of 10 on the 1-10 scale"

by yarmond February 12, 2019

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

I think the top one is pretty good but could use a little adjustment.
So I give you the "easy for anyone to understand" version.

1 - Untappable ( The: I'd hit it if I were 30 shots deep..and unconscious..possibly dead too..preferably)
2 - Untappable (The: I'd never hit)
3 - Untappable (The: Maybe with a bag?... Nah. Never. uh uh can't.)
4 - Fucking Nerdy
5 - Average. Plain. (Men's stamp of approval but u won't get points with the homies.)
6 - More than 'just' plain. On the cute side I guess. (The: "My peen is rising" & +2 points with the homies.)
7 - Attractive (Not quite a babe yet. +3 points with the homies.)
8 - A Babe (+5 points with the homies.)
9 - Sexy (The: I can't hold my boner. +12 points with the homies.)
10 - Absolute perfection. Fire Hot. (Something kin to the kind of standard you'd find in a maxim magazine. +900 points with the homies.)

Bro: Dude, that one girl from home ec was totally checking me out. She's like a total 8.
Dude: The one with the overalls? Bro, she was a total 4. untappable bro..
Bro: Nah Dude the one nexxttt to her.
Dude: Ohhhh. Bro, shes a total babe.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

by fuken betchis November 26, 2016

1-10 female attractiveness scale

1) You look worse than medusa omg
2) not as bad but my eyes are still melting
3) getting there still fugly
4) if she was the last person on earth...
5) give or take
6) your cute
7) your fit
8) scared to talk to her
9) *erection*
10) excuse me for 20 minutes...

Man 1: dude my girl asked for a 1-10 female attractiveness scale rating what do I do?
Man 2: Tell her she's a 1 and run

by TheShadowOfThePhoenixPhantom August 27, 2016