jay-ums

the act of hittin some one with a french stick

dude i'm gunna nuf jay-ums you.

by super lloyd June 11, 2006

Um Chucka Willy

A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:

Um Chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove.
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"

He hung a hundred women up on a wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two

When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"

by nickreaper September 3, 2012

Igual um patrão

This is how you say "Like a Boss" in Brazilian portuguese.

Jogando bola igual um patrão!
Playing soccer like a boss!

by CaptainCave October 1, 2011

So. Um. yeah

(noun) A nonsensical rambling commonly used by teenage girls when their emotions and feelings are in high turmoil and they don't know what to do. Commonly used as status updates on facebook when a person doesn't know what else to say.

So. Um. yeah.

by MisterMichael June 14, 2011

um excuse me

something all cool people say when there is awkward silence. if you are talking to someone and they stop responding but you don't want to be a pain, just say um excuse me. it always works.

"so...."
-awkward silence-
''um excuse me"
instant messgae/ text
"hi"
"hi"

"wu"
"nm"
..........................
"um excuse me"

by cow125 October 6, 2012

steak um"s

The beefy flaps that cover the female cooter (vagina).

Are those steak um"s or does her pussy need to go on a diet?

by Chip K. September 13, 2008

Um Duma Gama

Is a sense of relief, a relief of power, a part of the brain, a way of life, a path you must take. Anything to do with everyday life.

Everyone has a um duma gama

by Dubbyway November 7, 2022