Webster Method

A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.

Excellent work, you are now crab free.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?

Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.

by EvilEye93 August 19, 2020

The Dorchester Method

A method of driving where the driver cuts through a gas station or other parking lot to skip a red light on a turn.

Friend 1: “Yo the lights red, hit The Dorchester Method”
Friend 2: “Word, imma cut through this Cumbys”

by Pogfish19 September 8, 2021

Beecher Method

Owning a dude by biting or cutting his penis while pretending to perform fellatio on him. The Beecher Method is useful for defending onself in an abusive situation. This was made popular by the HBO series OZ when regular but crazy inmate Beecher bit Robson's penis when he was sexually assaulted in his cell.

1.I think Rihanna should've made up with Chris Brown after the fight, then used the Beecher Method.
2. Driver 1:(Honking car horn) Drive slower, Dickhead!
Driver 2: Blow Me!
Driver 1: C'mon over, bitch! I'll give you the Beecher Method!

by darkest_light October 13, 2009

pocket method

It is the act of putting your hand in your pocket to simply, smoothly scratch your testes.

Ayo! I was in class today and my balls' itched so I used the pocket method so nobody would notice.

by Mr. JoHN KnoxXx May 5, 2007

Quizon Method

Any outstanding result achieved that can't be explained how it occured. Close to a miraculous result.

Me: "I didn't do any work and my exam came back as a high distinction"

Friend: "How the fuck did you do that?
Me: "The Quizon Method"

"I've had sex with Charlie Sheen like a hundred times and am clean as a baby thanks to the Quizon Method"

By using the Quizon Method, Bruno Mars achieved international fame despite being a short Filipino with a bad 'fro.

by Prof. Dan Gliebols MBBS, BMed January 23, 2020

Method Gurl

I sleep around for money for crack

fuck me please, i need the cash for crack

by Method Gurl December 2, 2004

italian method

the art of putting a condom on a guy's penis using only your mouth.

"no hanndsss baby, she knows exactly how to do it using the italian method!"

by chuueyy July 26, 2007