Dump 'n Ditch

The act of taking a crap and then leaving the bathroom, failing to flush the toilet.

girl: I hate public restrooms, because some people enjoy leaving little presents for the next person who has to use that stall.

guy:You've obviously never been in a situation then, where you have to just "Dump 'n Ditch."

by bibblesworth August 29, 2009

Dump of Death

Simply put, the Dump of Death is the ULTIMATE, the LARGEST, and the LAST dump you will ever take. This load can result in heart failure and fissures and tears in the rectum.

So when ya got the runz, don't wait, just release the bitch.

... and being found on the toilet like that is a really sad way to go.

An obese man walks into PF Chang's looking for a good meal. After finishing, he realizes he has to go. In the toilet, he starts to struggle, pounding on the wall around his booth. Moments later, he was found dead with an agonized face. A result of the Dump of Death.

by DudeDewdD00d June 11, 2009

dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

by muffler November 9, 2008

dump truck booty

A trending metaphorical term to describe a specific type of large "booty". Dumptruck refers to a booty that typically exceeds the measurement of 40".

Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.

"Damn! She didn't just have a bubble butt, she had a dumptruck!"

“That girl shay always gets cat-called while walking the streets of NYC, because of that dump truck booty.”

by Anonymousbroski September 2, 2020

dump dash

When your headed to the bathroom at the fastest possible speed while at the same time not shitting yourself

Man I barely made it to the bathroom at work I had to do the dump dash all the way there

by Wild-bill December 13, 2017

Dump Truck Deposit

The act of taking a shit in a semi-public area (i.e. alley, sidewalk), transporting it and leaving it on the floorboard of the nearest unlocked car.

"Dude, I just made a Dump Truck Deposit in that mitsubishi outlander. There was some chick passed out in the seat, but I don't think she noticed."

by stinkassnixon March 12, 2010

dump tanks

to give birth, have a baby, or empty out the placenta.

The doctor said that my wife should dump tanks in about six weeks.

by fjcblc January 8, 2006